annabethisterrified:

COME AWAY TO THE WATER- Percy Jackson Playlist
listen

1. COME AWAY TO THE WATER….maroon 5  2. TAKE A WALK…passion pit  3. PHOENIX…fall out boy  4. CAN’T HOLD US…macklemore and ryan lewis  5. BLUE LIPS…regina skeptor  6. SEVEN NATION ARMY…white stripes  7. WELCOME HOME…radical face 8. IT ENDS TONIGHT…the all-american rejects  9. STOP AND STARE…onerepublic 10. HOW TO SAVE A LIFE…the fray  11. I WON’T GIVE UP…jason mraz  12. FLAWS…bastille  13. DIE YOUNG…ke$ha  14. WALK THIS WAY…aerosmith  15. SUMMER…calvin harris

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annabethisterrified:

COME AWAY TO THE WATER- Percy Jackson Playlist

listen

1. COME AWAY TO THE WATER….maroon 5  2. TAKE A WALK…passion pit  3. PHOENIX…fall out boy  4. CAN’T HOLD US…macklemore and ryan lewis  5. BLUE LIPS…regina skeptor  6. SEVEN NATION ARMY…white stripes  7. WELCOME HOME…radical face 8. IT ENDS TONIGHT…the all-american rejects  9. STOP AND STARE…onerepublic 10. HOW TO SAVE A LIFE…the fray  11. I WON’T GIVE UP…jason mraz  12. FLAWS…bastille  13. DIE YOUNG…ke$ha  14. WALK THIS WAY…aerosmith  15. SUMMER…calvin harris

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Title: Taylor Swift Songwriting Appreciation
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Taylor Swift Songwriting Appreciation: The Top 10 Best Taylor Swift Song Bridges

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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Taylor Swift - Albums and lead singles

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

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littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

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schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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